Matthew AbramsSHOT - A PLANET
CARMEL CARLTON
Hey.
HEIDI BOURS
What?
CARMEL
No way.
Heidi shrugs.
CARMEL
Gun, gun, gun.
Heidi hands her the gun. They get out of the car.
EXTREMELY LOW SHOT - CARMEL CARLTON
An airplane flies overhead, tiny in the distance. The camera, remaining on Carmel, swings up to the level of a standard two-shot.
CARMEL
She went to Hell.
HEIDI
Hell?
Carmel twitches her head so as to indicate the sky.
HEIDI
What?
CARMEL
She died and went to Hell, up in the sky.
HEIDI
Hell's not in the sky, Hell's down.
CARMEL?
Where are you from?
HEIDI
California.
CARMEL
Go to Michigan or Maine or Vermont sometime. The days get short and the nights get cold and you go walking because you've got to get across campus, you've got to get somewhere, and the walk is empty even when people are around. And you go to wish on a star but you look up to find the first one and there are lots of them, this is a cold clear night, and you miss out on getting your wish because you didn't see any one star first. Anyway when you go to Hell you go up and you become a star and you've got to sit outside every night, and sometimes when someone sees you first you get wished on. And it doesn't take any four million years for the wish to reach you like it does light, light is as fast as sight. Anyway people make their wishes, and it hurts to hear them because it reminds you how you once were human and now you're not, you're cold and stuck. People always make really human wishes.
She coughs.
CARMEL
Man. I hate being sick.
Heidi looks over at Carmel. She tilts her head and raises her eyebrows sympathetically.
CARMEL
What are we waiting for?
HEIDI
Godot, what do you think?
CARMEL
Who am I, Estragon?
HEIDI
Can you really tell Estragon from Vladimir?
CARMEL
No. I don't think so. I'd have to read it again.
Heidi looks forward again.
CARMEL
So this is set?
HEIDI
Quit worrying.
Carmel breathes deeply.
CARMEL
Sorry.
Carmel fidgets and looks distinctly nervous. She puts her knee up, foot on the bumper. She checks her watch. Crosses her arms and leans on her knee. Checks her watch.
CARMEL
I'm calling it.
HEIDI
Oh, come on. We've got probably ten minutes.
Carmel rolls her eyes and turns around, sitting on the bumper. A phone rings. Heidi leans through the open window of the car and picks up the phone inside. She remains in the car from the waist up, talking on the phone. We catch a word here and there, but nothing significant. We watch Carmel watching Heidi over her shoulder. Heidi hangs the phone up and extricates herself from the car.
INT - DARKROOM
lit with red light. Two figures move around inside, but are hard to identify.
MAN
This one's no good.
The other figure shakes its head.
SECOND MAN
This one either.
MAN
What if none of them are?
SECOND MAN
We worry about it then.
MAN
How much trouble would it be to worry about it now?
SECOND MAN
If you worry about something ahead of time and it doesn't matter, you've wasted your breath.
MAN
And if it does matter, you're ready.
The second man sighs.
MAN
Come on. Doesn't that make sense?
SECOND MAN
Fine. Whatever.
The second man continues working. The first man turns his head and stares at him.
EXT - CAR
Carmel and Heidi, still out of the car but in a different location. Carmel is picking a flower apart.
CARMEL
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
Heidi is writing on a notepad. She looks up distractedly.
HEIDI
What?
CARMEL
I said he loves me not.
Heidi looks sympathetic.
HEIDI
Tough luck.
CARMEL
What if we already killed him? My head is spinning.
HEIDI
It looks okay to me.
CARMEL
It hurts. I mean it hurts.
HEIDI
Do you want me to give you something?
CARMEL
Like what? A dollar? A gift? A sock in the nose?
Heidi fishes pills out of somewhere and holds them out to Carmel.
CARMEL
Thank you.
She swallows them.
CARMEL
They didn't work.
Heidi looks at Carmel like she is crazy. Carmel looks at Heidi like she is crazy.
INT - DARKROOM
SECOND MAN
Give it a minute. It'll get darker.
MAN
I don't think it's coming out.
EXT - CAR
Carmel and Heidi.
CARMEL
Hey. The sun is...
Heidi looks bored. Carmel leans into the car and fishes around for her sunglasses. She doesn't find them and gives up.
CARMEL
Nothing's happening...?
Heidi looks over at Carmel. She raises one eyebrow.
HEIDI
We are waiting, you know. You wait.
CARMEL
We could play at questions.
HEIDI
Damn it, Carmel, no.
Carmel sighs.
CARMEL
Let's at least hit the bank.
Heidi relents and gets into the car and Carmel follows suit.
EXT - CAR
which pulls up in front of a bank, though the bank is behind the camera, showing us the car and the street.
INT - CAR
CARMEL
I'll just be a minute.
HEIDI
You'll just be a minute.
Carmel nods emphatically.
CARMEL
Just a minute.
She climbs out of the car and goes inside. Heidi, in the driver's seat, looks flatly out the window. Ten seconds go by and she punches at the radio. Marc Ribot's electric guitar version of Jerome Kern's "Ol' Man River" from Showboat is ending, and Godz' 1968 cover of Hank Williams' "May You Never Be Alone Like Me" comes on. It ends, "Crow Jane" as done by Dave Soldier and the Kropotkins from the 1996 Kropotkins album on Koch Records comes on, and Carmel opens the passenger door and gets in with a canvas bag. Heidi turns the key without saying anything and they drive off.
CARMEL
Radio?
HEIDI
What?
CARMEL
Can we listen to the radio?
Heidi turns and looks at her, eyebrows raised slightly and mouth just open. A moment passes.
HEIDI
I guess.
Carmel leans forward and presses a button. A tape pops halfway out of the tape slot and the music changes to "Enig's Jig" by Amps for Christ, a band Henry Barnes formed when he retired from Man Is the Bastard with the intention of doing home recording on his own. Amps for Christ has released only a single cassette through Shrimper Records. A man is on the side of the road, thumbing for a ride; he has with him a large backpack. Heidi pulls up to the side of the road and Carmel rolls down her window. The man steps up and leans down.
CARMEL
Where you headed?
HITCH-HIKING MAN
Tipperary.
CARMEL
It's a long way to Tipperary.
MAN
Drop me anywhere.
CARMEL
Anywhere?
MAN
Within the limits of reason.
Carmel looks over at Heidi, who is thumbing through a tiny book. She comes to a page near the end and traces her finger across the words. We see that the dialogue that has just transpired is printed on the page. Heidi looks up and nods at Carmel. Carmel reaches back to unlock the back door. The man steps out of frame, we hear the door open, and the backpack is thrown across the back seat. He follows it into the car and pulls the door closed.
MAN
Thanks.
HEIDI
Not really up to us.
MAN
Yeah, I guess.
Silence for a few moments.
MA(RIO)N
Anyway you can call me John. Fitzwalter.
CARMEL
I'm Carmel. That's Heidi.
MARION
Heidi. Comes from Adelaide and its German derivative Adelheide.
Heidi, expressionless but pleased, glances at the man in the rear-view mirror and then looks back to the road. We see a head-on shot of the man in the back, who falls slightly to the side as the car swerves mildly.
CARMEL
What about me?
MARION
Ida know. I think it's a mountain in Israel or something.
Carmel glances at the man in the rearview mirror and then looks back to the road. After a moment she glances back at the mirror.
CARMEL
But I'm Catholic.
Marion, who has more or less been looking at the back of her head, meets her eyes in the mirror and shrugs.
MARION
Don't look at me.
Carmel shrugs, keeps his eye for a moment, and returns her gaze to the road.
MARION
Are we sharing information?
HEIDI
Do you have any?
MARION
Not really. I was given the lines to say but I was told I couldn't see your names. I've got some lines I'm supposed to say later on when I get my cue. Do you have other set lines?
CARMEL
(Indicating Heidi)
She's got the book.
HEIDI
There's maybe one more thing we're supposed to say later when we meet up with someone else. I don't know offhand.
MARION
I have two directions.
Heidi jerks around in her seat to look at the passenger.
MARION
Hang on. I'll find 'em.
He hauls his backpack up onto his lap and begins to root through it. Heidi reluctantly faces the road again.
CLOSE SHOT - CARMEL
watching her.
CLOSE SHOT - MARION
removing various items and piling them on the seat next to him.
CLOSE SHOT - HEIDI
driving, beginning to turn but stopping herself, impatient.
CLOSE SHOT - MARION
removing a folded, wrinkled piece of paper from the depths of the bag.
MARION
Okay.
HEIDI
Okay?
MARION
I've got...
He squints at the scribbling on the wrinkled paper.
MARION
Right on Aquarian.
CLOSE SHOT - CARMEL
who squints and wrinkles her nose.
CLOSE SHOT - MARION
squinting at the paper.
MARION
And Southern on Terry.
HEIDI
(sarcastic)
Oh, ha, ha.
Carmel turns to look at Heidi and appears about to say something when realization dawns.
CARMEL
Oh. Yeah, okay.
MARION
Yeah. What have you got?
CARMEL
More joke directions. And a phone number.
MARION
Have you called?
CARMEL
Of course we called. There was a message said to call back when Hell froze over.
Marion blinks and is silent.
MARION
Did you call back yet?
CARMEL
Yeah. But there was a message said it was still 110 in the shade.
Marion looks at his watch.
MARION
What's the number?
Carmel looks at the back of her hand, where numbers are printed in thick black.
CARMEL
Four oh two nine six one one three five four.
Marion, deep in thought or just staring out the window.
HEIDI
And two real directions-
CARMEL
-or so we think-
HEIDI
Left on Forest and north on I-48.
MARION
So we're headed-
HEIDI
To I-48.
MARION
But where are we going?
HEIDI
Damn Tipperary for all we know.
INT - DARKROOM
The men in the darkroom are moving now towards a black part of the screen. We hear a sliding noise. CUT TO
EXT - DARKROOM
An exterior shot of the same door, which is the interior of another room. The two men come out. One has a mustache. He spreads out six 11x17 prints, all of which are grainy to the point that it is difficult to make out anything at all. The man indicates one of the pictures.
MUSTACHE
Recognize this one?
SECOND MAN
Ida know.
He holds up the print and we get a closer look. We are just barely able to recognize the face of Soleil Teubner.
SECOND MAN
Kind of looks like...Kalley Fetcher?
MUSTACHE
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Hair's the wrong color.
SECOND MAN
You dye your hair.
MUSTACHE
What? No I don't.
SECOND MAN
I mean...She dyes her hair. She might have.
MUSTACHE
She might have, yeah.
MUSTACHE
No, wait, it isn't Kalley Fetcher.
SECOND MAN
It could be.
MUSTACHE
Kalley Fetcher got attacked and killed by termites.
The second man's brow wrinkles. He turns to look at the mustachioed man, who is already heading back through the door to the darkroom.
SECOND MAN
Hang on.
The mustachioed man turns midstep.
MUSTACHE
Yes?
SECOND MAN
How about Soleil Teubner?
MUSTACHE
Go right ahead.
SECOND MAN
Is this her?
MUSTACHE
Maybe. Kind of.
SECOND MAN
Hey.
He looks pleased with himself.
MUSTACHE
Wait now.
SECOND MAN
Yes? No?
MUSTACHE
Soleil Teubner's not around anymore either.
The second man rolls his eyes.
MUSTACHE
She got mauled on an expedition to the Congo or something.
SECOND MAN
Jesus, what?
MUSTACHE
What? Something like that.
SECOND MAN
Great. You tell me who it is.
He turns and goes through the door.
INT - ROOM IN HEADQUARTERS
SOLEIL TEUBNER and KALLEY FETCHER are both leaning back in their chairs, smoking. A MAN enters, carrying a two-foot-high stack of papers and folders. He drops the stack, which stays almost perfectly in place, on the table in front of the two women, and coughs.
KALLEY FETCHER
Do you smoke?
MAN
No.
KALLEY
Do you mind?
MAN
Yes.
The man continues with a more forced-sounding cough.
SOLEIL TEUBNER
That sounds pretty bad.
The man continues to cough.
SOLEIL
It's a good thing you don't smoke.
The man looks daggers at her.
MAN
Could you at least open a window?
Soleil, with a stricken look on her face, wheels her head slowly to the left. We see no windows in the flat grey walls.
INT - CAR
MARION
I didn't have...what you would call a permanent address.
HEIDI
How'd you get the letter?
MARION
Messenger boy.
CARMEL
Found you where?
MARION
Outside Tulsa I got off a bus and got my luggage out from under the bus and there was a key on it with a little piece of paper said TULSA STATION K72.
CARMEL
But I thought you were outside Tulsa.
MARION
Yeah. I had to go back into Tulsa to find the Tulsa station. It took me two days.
CARMEL
Why'd you go?
Marion blinks.
MARION
Ida know. I kind of figured I had to. I didn't even consider not going. Anyway I hitched and hiked back into Tulsa and I found the station and the locker and the locker was empty.
Carmel sneers.
MARION
And a messenger boy came up and gave me a letter addressed to M FITZWALTER in this crazy scrawl.
CARMEL
Wait, you said your name was John.
Marion winces.
MARION
Oh, #@&*.
Heidi glances.
MARION
It's not really John.
CARMEL
Marvin.
Marion glares.
CARMEL
Martin? Milton. Melvin. Mekon? Milquetoast?
MARION
Marion.
Carmel raises her left eyebrow as Heidi raises her right.
HEIDI
Help me with this.
She shrugs out of her jacket. Carmel helps her remove it and puts it on herself. In the back, Marion takes a swig from a Thermos. He offers it forward, but Carmel shakes her head, rummages around, pulls out her own Thermos, takes a swig, hands it to Heidi, rummages around some more, pulls out a brown paper bag, opens it, removes a foil-wrapped package, unwraps it, takes out a piece of chicken, hands it to Heidi, who has by now put the Thermos on the seat between them, takes out a hard-boiled egg and begins to peel it.
INT - ROOM
The papers are now spread across the table and the floor. The man comes back in with an oversized folder and smacks it down on the table.
MAN
This is them.
Soleil looks up at him and opens the folder, removing two 11 x 17 photographs.
SOLEIL
This is them?
MAN
That's them.
KALLEY
Lemme see.
Soleil hands one of the pictures to Kalley, who turns it 45 degrees and gazes intently.
KALLEY
Do we know who they are?
SOLEIL
Do you?
KALLEY
Lemme see.
She takes the other photograph from Soleil, turns it 45 degrees, and gazes intently.
KALLEY
This one looks like what's-his-name. I don't know think I know this one.
SOLEIL
Wait, which one?
Kalley places one photograph on the table.
KALLEY
This one I know. I don't remember his name. Marlon? Martin?
SOLEIL
Lemme see that one.
Kalley hands it over.
SOLEIL
This guy I know.
KALLEY
Who is he?
Soleil rolls her eyes 45 degrees.
SOLEIL
Gimme a minute.
She squints tightly and holds up a picture in front of her and we see that it is a blurred picture of the mustachioed man from the photo lab. She opens her eyes and considers the picture.
MEDIUM SHOT - WOMAN
A dark-haired woman, seen waist-up from the back. Her head is down, intent on the work she is doing at the desk in front of her. We hear noises from her work: clicking, winding, quiet whirring. A doorbell buzzer sounds and she lifts her head. A car sputters, and the sound overlaps a CUT TO:
INT - CAR
The needle on its gas tank is just below the E. The car sputters, slows, stops. Carmel sighs.
CARMEL
I said. I said we should have stopped at that gas station.
Heidi's head drops to the steering wheel. She sighs.
HEIDI
Mm.
MARION
Someone walks back to get gas.
Heidi opens the door and steps out.
HEIDI
Be back.
She turns and heads up the road. We see the gas station, a few hundred yards in the distance.
MEDIUM SHOT - WOMAN
The dark-haired woman, who stands up. A voice calls from the other room of the darkened house.
VOICE
Hey, baby, going out?
WOMAN
I got to see the lizards.
Center screen, seen from behind, she opens the door and steps out. As she passes through, CUT TO
MEDIUM SHOT - WOMAN
The same shot of the same woman, passing into a sterile white room through sliding electric doors. She proceeds to a small window at the far end of the room.
RECEPTIONIST
May I help you?
WOMAN
(bored, eyes half-closed)
Appointment, Jones, Dr. Baker.
The receptionist looks through a book and checks her computer screen.
RECEPTIONIST
Cl...
She breaks off, confused. The dark-haired woman nods.
RECEPTIONIST
Please have a seat and the doctor will be with you shortly.
Miss Jones turns, allowing us to see her face for the first time, and takes the nearest plastic chair.
EXT - CAR
Heidi, climbing into the car and shutting the door. Carmel is eating a chicken leg. Heidi reaches over and takes a piece of chicken from the bag. She holds it in her teeth and starts the car. They drive for ten seconds and a siren begins to blare. Heidi and Carmel look slowly at each other.
MARION
Don't stop.
But they have stopped.
HEIDI
But we have stopped.
Marion claps his hand to his forehead and slumps down in his seat. He rummages in his bag.
MARION
Quick, gimme your sunglasses.
Carmel hands them back and he puts them on. Heidi glances in the side mirror at the police officer approaching the car. CUT TO
CLOSE SHOT - MARION
slumping with sunglasses on,
OFFICER (OS)
$%)@!
The door next to him opens and a uniformed arm reaches in, takes hold of his arm, and hauls him from the car. Carmel and Heidi look at each other, slightly wide-eyed, and they get out. The officer has Marion handcuffed on the back of the car and is frisking him.
OFFICER
(hurried monotone)
Stay in the car, please.
Carmel and Heidi hesitantly get back in the car and whisper to each other; we cannot hear what they are saying. CUT TO
MEDIUM SHOT - EXT - PATROL CAR
The officer puts Marion in the back of the patrol car and comes up to the window.
OFFICER
Identification.
They each produce identification. The officer glances at them.
OFFICER
Heather B...
He squints.
OFFICER
Heather Bow-ers.
HEIDI
Hi-dee Boars.
OFFICER
Heidi Bours. And Car'-mel Clarkson.
CARMEL
Car-mel'. Car'-ul-ton.
OFFICER
Carmel Carlton. Jussa minute.
He walks back to his car and uses the radio to check on the names. Returns.
OFFICER
What did your friend say his name was?
CARMEL
Marion. Fitzgerald. No, Fitzwater.
OFFICER
Oh.
CARMEL
What's his name really?
OFFICER
That's it. What were you doing with him?
HEIDI
We picked him up on the side of the road.
OFFICER
Jeez. That's not a good idea. Guys like him are why.
CARMEL
We won't do it again.
OFFICER
Okay. You can go.
He turns to leave.
HEIDI
Wait! What's happening with him?
OFFICER
He's got trial to stand. Best get moving without him.
He turns and leaves. The police car drives off. Heidi's head hits the steering wheel.
HEIDI
We needed him.
CARMEL
No we don't, we only need his directions.
HEIDI
Well? What were they?
Carmel closes her eyes, thinks, and shakes her head slowly. Heidi rolls her eyes.
HEIDI
His bag.
Carmel folds herself into the back and looks through Marion's backpack. She removes things from it and strews them around the back of the car.
HEIDI
Little pieces of paper.
Carmel returns to the front seat, clutching a fistful of scraps of paper.
HEIDI
Jeeeezus.
CARMEL
Pepsi: The Choice of a New Generation.
Heidi grabs one.
HEIDI
x = negative b plus or minus square root of b squared minus four a c over 2ab? What the hell is that?
Carmel looks up from her papers.
CARMEL
It's the quadratic formula.
Heidi blanches.
CARMEL
(reading)
The solution to pollution will help our evolution, so make a contribution and start the revolution.
HEIDI
(reading)
"¨´ø e ´ ??v?
CARMEL
Number 9 Cloud Avenue.
HEIDI
Hold it, that's it.
CARMEL
No it isn't. He didn't say that one.
HEIDI
But it's the same thing.
CARMEL
Why would he have more than the ones he told us?
HEIDI
Unless he just made up the ones he said.
Carmel reaches in back, gets the bag, and empties many more slips of paper onto the front seat. They look at each other and each pick up a handful.
INT - PHOTO LAB
MUSTACHE
These pictures are a handful. Who took these anyway?
SECOND MAN
Staff photographer.
MUSTACHE
We should fire him.
SECOND MAN
Her. Look, at least we've got them.
MUSTACHE
Fat lot of good they do us if we can't figure out who they are.
SECOND MAN
That's not her fault. She's a good photographer. We need an Intelligence Department that knows who we're dealing with.
They look at the nearest door, which says in backwards block printing INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT. They sigh.
MUSTACHE
Well. We'll give em to Jones.
SECOND MAN
Who?
MUSTACHE
Clone Jones.
SECOND MAN
What?
MUSTACHE
Clone Jones.
SECOND MAN
Who?
MUSTACHE
Shut up. Listen, she'll know.
SECOND MAN
Why's she called Clone?
MUSTACHE
Ask her.
CLOSE SHOT - THE BRUNETTE,
CLONE JONES, who is at a gleaming wooden table surrounded by doctors in gleaming grey coats. She has her head in her hands.
DOCTOR ONE
How long has this been going on?
CLONE JONES
(harried, flatly)
Six months, Doctor One.
DOCTOR BAKER
And how have you been dealing with it?
She shrugs.
DOCTOR BAKER
Have you seen any other doctors?
She shakes her head.
DOCTOR ONE
I could prescribe something if you're interested.
CLONE JONES
Don't do that.
DOCTOR ONE
What?
CLONE JONES
Thanks, I'm straight.
DOCTOR ONE
Miss Jones, there exists a significant difference between illegal drugs and prescription drugs.
CLONE JONES
All the same.
DOCTOR BAKER
If you change your mind-
CLONE JONES
I'll live.
INT - CAR
Carmel and Heidi driving along. They pass, on their left, a large house. Inside the house are the dead bodies of 39 young men, all Caucasian and aged from 18 to 24. The men wear black tennis shoes and black pants, but we cannot tell what they are wearing on their upper bodies. The tragic scene has unfolded as the final result of the victims' involvement in a strange religious order. The order is on the net, on the web, on the chain, and people insist on saying "The times, they are a-changin'" when they hear about it on the news, as if they did not know other people had been saying it for hours, depending on when they turned on their televisions and how often they checked CNN, FOX NEWS, MSNBC. The news anchors say in puzzlement that it seems to have been the group's holy week, maybe not realizing that it is the holy week of Christianity. The families of the victims, for the most part, do not yet know of the deaths of their sons and brothers. When people join cults, they become hard to reach, and the friends who went to high school with the dead boys are no longer in touch, visited occasionally when Los Angeles residents can spare the time to make the voyage down to San Diego; the boys, who are not embroiled as tightly at that time, show their friends around and take them to a function held by the Church Group, Bible Study Group, and the visitors are made to feel at home, are not asked to convert, are respected when they say that they are at the stage in their lives when they need to take a little bit of time, be it a couple of weeks or a couple of years, to try and sort out what they believe, regardless of whether they ever spend any time with old or new tomes, whether or not they ever give any thought to what they believe and instead focus on actual life. Carmel and Heidi are struck by this, somehow sensing it. They feel a twinge of guilt, not for Marion, but for the disappointments we all suffer in life, feeling that despite having no intentions of wrongdoing, their best-laid plans gang aft a-gley and they cannot, no matter if they try with every fiber of their beings, please everyone, at least not all the time. They consider trying to articulate this; they want to look at each other, thinking that even if their vocabulary won't hold up, perhaps a glance will suffice in that way that people say the eyes are the window to the soul, even as they know full well that the eyes themselves don't react except to light and the lack thereof and that the tiniest line around the eye is far deeper and more moving, more expressive than eyes, which are the windows to the soul only inasmuch as they have a glassy finish. They try to look at each other but something holds Carmel's chin down and Heidi's straight ahead, possibly a fear that the look will suffice only on the surface, make them think that they have exchanged knowledge or feelings but at the same time will leave a speck of doubt, leaving the real point unarticulated and destroyed by this faux-expression. If they could express what they wanted to, they would jackknife the car across the road and talk, but they fear they would miss the point - and surely this would destroy them. They know they must be cool and have taught themselves that cool is distant, emotion is clichéd, and if you keep from smiling, eyelids slightly lowered, then you are the embodiment of need, you have the same smoldering sexuality that causes the gents to weep hotly - for Carmel and Heidi have many times, without even looking, exchanged the knowledge that emotion is hot and never cool, and one weeps only hotly. It is implicit that this is a part of what causes, everywhere they go, the disappointment that haunts them by keeping them from a perfect achievement, but in the end they know that they aren't quite sure if there's more to it than that, and if they try, even if they get that part, the part they haven't even thought of will get taller. And then what would they do? They drive on without movement noticeable to the other.
INT - CAR
Enough time goes by that Carmel and Heidi implicitly agree that the time has passed and that they have each foregone the idea of addressing the subject.
HEIDI
Hey.
CARMEL
What?
HEIDI
You remember about the moon?
CARMEL
Yeah.
HEIDI
The other night I was driving home, listening to the Magnetic Fields, and the sky was kind of brownish grey.
CARMEL
And you saw the moon.
HEIDI
Yeah but I didn't think it was the moon. I mean I did at first but then it was too big, I thought maybe it was a blimp over a used car lot somewhere and so I was cursing at myself, you know, or thinking it was the moon, and then I looked back up and I decided maybe it was the moon, and then I wasn't sure. And then I looked up one time and it was on the other side of the freeway. So it was the moon. And then I was looking at it and it kind of faded out and disappeared.
Carmel throws Heidi a look like a question mark.
HEIDI
I think I figured out it was just the clouds were the same color as the sky, and the moon went behind them.
CARMEL
Or possibly the clouds went in front of the moon.
HEIDI
Is that right? Maybe.
Carmel is intent on unwrapping a tiny foil-wrapped chocolate egg. She peers at it.
CARMEL
Did you ever see those artists that draw the Taj Mahal on a grain of rice?
HEIDI
Yeah, why?
Carmel inspects her chocolate.
CARMEL
No reason. Go on.
HEIDI
What?
CARMEL
About the moon.
HEIDI
Oh, it was really big. Nothing much else happened, except it kept switching from one side of the freeway to the other, and also the sky kept changing colors.
CARMEL
Yeah.
HEIDI
I mean, you know, shades and stuff. Really fast. But not really colors.
CARMEL
Yeah.
Carmel is pretty sad.
CARMEL
Did you ever kill yourself?
Heidi glances, looks at the road, looks at Carmel sidelong.
HEIDI
No, I never did.
Carmel nods. She is still sad.
HEIDI
Why, did you?
CARMEL
I guess not.
HEIDI
That's good, anyway.
CARMEL
I dunno, I've been kind of thinking about it.
HEIDI
What for?
CARMEL
I dunno. I'm kind of sad.
HEIDI
Can I say something?
CARMEL
Yeah.
HEIDI
I don't think you should. I think it's better not to.
CARMEL
Well maybe. I haven't decided yet.
HEIDI
Okay. Let me know how things go.
CARMEL
Yeah.
HEIDI
Generally I'm against it.
CARMEL
Why? You never know until you try.
HEIDI
I guess that's true. It just seems like giving up.
CARMEL
I kind of think of it as trying something new. You should always try something new, shouldn't you?
HEIDI
Maybe so. But whenever you try something new, you're not necessarily passing up only old things. You might be deciding to do something new instead of something else new.
CARMEL
Like opportunity costs.
HEIDI
Exactly, like opportunity costs. If you're thinking about killing yourself you should always think about it in terms of opportunity costs. You might get to do one new thing but because of that you might miss out on two or three new things.
CARMEL
I didn't think about that.
HEIDI
Like, see that?
She indicates.
CARMEL
This?
She indicates.
HEIDI
Right. In that case is what, thirty tapes. Now, if we listened to the radio instead of a tape, we would get one option: listening to the radio.
CARMEL
Right. But that's a new thing no matter what, whereas you've heard the tapes before.
HEIDI
Right. But you haven't, and there are always more new tapes. There are tapes in there I haven't heard.
CARMEL
Right. But the radio is always new.
HEIDI
Right. It's not new material, but it's a new combination, an experience as a whole that you haven't had before.
CARMEL
Right. It's a new experience to hear the particular songs they play in that particular order.
HEIDI
Right. Unless by some incredibly small chance you hear songs you've heard in an order you've heard. It's not that unlikely that that might happen on a small scale, a DJ playing a set of music by bands with a member in common or something.
CARMEL
Right. But really it's more than just one option, more than just a set experience that can be duplicated, since you can switch the station.
HEIDI
Right. But first of all, that's still only one experience, since you can only hear one thing at a time, and the whole time period, no matter how many different stations you hit, is the experience.
CARMEL
Right. But if you switch the stations, you're getting one whole experience, right, but it's made of different experiences.
HEIDI
Right. I wouldn't say it's not a new experience, it is. But you only get one set amount of time to hear things.
CARMEL
Right. But you have to consider more, like where we are. If we're in Boston, we'll have a lot of choices. If we're in Arizona, we'll have a lot less to choose. The new experience you get depends on where you start from once you've made your initial decision.
HEIDI
Right. But it sort of doesn't matter. You're still going to hear one thing, all afternoon, even it's just thousands and thousands of two-second samples if you just keep scanning channels all day.
CARMEL
Right. But you might recognize some of the samples and you might not recognize some of them.
HEIDI
Right. But the same is true if we listened to my John Oswald tape, which is all made of samples. But you haven't heard that tape yet.
CARMEL
Right. But I might have heard some of the samples. I might recognize some of them and I might not recognize some of them.
HEIDI
Right. But it's a decision to listen to something that exists as a complete entity.
CARMEL
Right. But as a whole and complete entity, I might not like it.
HEIDI
Right. But you wanted to try something new, and you haven't heard it yet. And it's something that exists. It's on my tape.
CARMEL
Right. But it's samples, you said. So it's kind of the same as switching around on the radio.
HEIDI
Right. But he made it for us already. You don't have to make it yourself.
CARMEL
Right. But what's wrong with making it yourself? It's worth the trouble to me. Besides, then I have some kind of control.
HEIDI
Right. But you can always take out the tape, too.
CARMEL
Right. But that's giving up on the new experience you're looking for.
HEIDI
Right. But making a conscious decision as to exchanging a new experience for a different new experience isn't any worse than giving up on one radio station and choosing another one when you're switching around the radio all evening.
CARMEL
Right. But what makes it a new experience? You're just listening to a tape. There's no specific experience about it. It's optional, it's not happening at any time.
HEIDI
Right. But the radio's the same way. It's not live. The songs were recorded just the same as the ones on the tape.
CARMEL
Right. But there's an element of selection, the DJ is choosing CDs and records and tapes and carts right now while we're listening to it. It's happening right now, stuck in time.
HEIDI
Right. But what if we taped the show? It wouldn't be stuck in time anymore. We could do what we wanted with it. We could listen to it in the car next time.
CARMEL
Right. But there's still someone talking, the DJ. If we tape it, when we play it in the car next time, it'll be a recording of someone talking, not someone talking. The DJ is talking right now, today. The DJ won't be playing the tapes then. He's playing them now.
HEIDI
Right. But reduce it a level. The DJ is playing tapes now. We're hearing that. If we were in the radio station, we'd be seeing the DJ pick tapes and play them, just like we'd be doing right now. If we were co-hosting the radio show, we'd be picking tapes and playing them, which is what we're doing if we play a tape.
CARMEL
Right. But we're doing it in a car. The DJ's doing it on the radio.
HEIDI
Right. But just because it's on the radio doesn't make it exist any more than it does here in our car, Carmel.
CARMEL
It does so.
Heidi cocks an eyebrow.
HEIDI
Does it?
CARMEL
Yeah.
HEIDI
I don't see.
CARMEL
Okay. How do we exist?
HEIDI
What, you mean...what?
CARMEL
Umm. Where do we exist?
HEIDI
In the car.
CARMEL
Yeah. Where else?
HEIDI
If any cars are behind us.
CARMEL
Yeah.
HEIDI
If anyone is watching us?
She leans forward and peers up through the windshield. Carmel cranes her neck around and looks.
CARMEL
I don't think so, but yeah, that's right too.
HEIDI
Are there more? Wait, if anyone is thinking of us.
CARMEL
Oh, that's pretty good.
HEIDI
Are there any pictures of us?
Carmel thinks.
CARMEL
I don't know. Good thinking, though, we'd be there too. You really are a good photographer.
HEIDI
Good enough for government work, I guess. Folks I work for think so. I just thought of that one. Are there any films of us?
CARMEL
I don't know. I don't think so.
She thinks.
CARMEL
But mostly we just exist here and a couple other places. The radio exists in our car and everyone else's car too. And the radio station. And some houses and rooms.
HEIDI
But that's a lot of places we exist. Maybe it's more than the people that are listening to the radio program. It might be a very unsuccessful program; the DJ might not be very good.
CARMEL
But it might be an awful lot of places if it's a popular show. There's always got to be some popular show on. We could listen to that, and then it would exist more than we do.
HEIDI
But if we're listening to it, doesn't that make it the same as us? It means we exist in the same place, and if that's the case then you have to look at it like two people in the same room. If you were in the room with someone who was five foot six, that wouldn't mean that one of you exists more than the other one just because you might be taller.
CARMEL
I don't know.
HEIDI
I don't think you would exist more.
CARMEL
More of me would exist.
HEIDI
Yeah, that's true. What if someone is shorter than you but weighs more?
CARMEL
I guess they would exist more. I'm not very good at math and science and stuff. There's a formula somewhere for matter, so I think whoever has more matter exists more. I mean more of them exists. They...matter...more.
HEIDI
What if there are more pictures of the one with less matter?
CARMEL
You have to take it into account. How many people know them and who's thinking of them and how many pictures there are.
HEIDI
That's too hard. I can't do that. What if one is made of wrought iron and the other is real?
CARMEL
Wrought iron is real.
HEIDI
What if one is made of wrought iron and the other is human?
CARMEL
I guess the human one. Because you should take into account how much space is in someone's head. If you know things, that expands how much you exist. The more you know, the more influence you have over the world.
HEIDI
You believe that? That knowledge is power?
CARMEL
No, not like that. That only really works if you're a politician or someone in a position to use your power. But if you know things, then those things can't act without your knowing about them. Like you can't be a spy if you're famous, only you have to apply that to a kind of general knowledge.
HEIDI
James Bond is pretty famous.
CARMEL
Right. He doesn't exist very much.
HEIDI
What! Sure he does! Everyone knows about him.
CARMEL
Oh yeah, like that he exists. But he doesn't have very much ability to do things because he's a spy everyone knows. If you know things, they can't act, remember, they're kind of beholden to you.
HEIDI
But you said! You said if people know you then you exist more.
CARMEL
I think that only works if you're real. Real people can decide what to do more than fictional people can.
HEIDI
But how else can fictional people exist other than by being known? The wrought iron person can't do very much at all whether or not anyone knows about him. He can only exist if people know about him.
CARMEL
But you can do more if people don't know about you.
If you're a celebrity you can't go to the movies, and you have to buy your own home theater system and hook it up yourself. If nobody knows you you can do whatever you want.
HEIDI
But look, I thought you said the radio existed more than we did because more people knew about it.
CARMEL
No, I think, I think said because people listened to it,
not because they knew about it. Because it was there.
The radio program still was on whether or not people listened to it in particular. It still exists in the radio,
even if it isn't on.
HEIDI
But what about the switching around? Nobody knows about that specifically. Nobody could know what stations you're switching to and when. It only exists in your head, and maybe not there. It doesn't even exist, it's only kind of the sum of the potential of choices you could make.
CARMEL
But see? If it's the sum of the potential then it's the same sum of the same potential for everyone. The choices are going out all over the place in exactly the same way for everyone to choose. Nobody gets the exact same experience that you and I will hear in our car, if indeed we listen to the radio, but that's why it doesn't matter,
because the name of the experience is the same even if they have different samples. It doesn't matter. Even if they had the exact same program, even if the radio stations were all playing your John Oswald album and started it at the exact, exact same time, different people would recognize different samples.
HEIDI
I don't understand. What if nobody at all is listening?
Why is it there if people aren't listening to it? Why does it exist in the radio if it isn't on? That's the difference between old and new, analog and digital. Film and video!
Film is still there, there's still a picture when you're not looking at it, and video's not. Video's only there when you look at it, and radio's only there when you listen to it.
CARMEL
Dear! Oh, Heidi, you know that isn't right. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
Heidi remains silent.
CARMEL
It isn't rhetorical.
HEIDI
Of course it's rhetorical.
CARMEL
No it isn't.
HEIDI
I'm not sure we should try to figure this out.
CARMEL
Does it or doesn't it?
HEIDI
Um!
She screws up her face, appears slightly agitated.
HEIDI
(strained)
Yes!
Carmel smiles broadly. Heidi exhales sharply, emotionally shaken,
happy, relieved.
CARMEL
Yes! I don't know what people are thinking, where they got this idea that a lack of acknowledgment means a lack of existence. If something on a videotape isn't there when you're not looking at it, it isn't going to be there when you do look. People aren't that important and there isn't any magic like that.
HEIDI
But that isn't people mean! They know it's there.
They mean legerdemain. Magicians, what they do is misdirection. When you direct people's gaze away from the video, it doesn't matter whether it's there or not. Nobody is there to see it. The thing about the tree in the forest is rhetorical because it's not supposed to be taken literally.
CARMEL
But people have started to think of it that way. When someone asks the question of someone young, the youngster doesn't know it's rhetorical. Then he says,
because he's trying to think, that maybe the tree doesn't make a sound, because nobody can prove it, and he's learned that you need proof of existence. It's speculation.
People need to apply the ideas of closure to everything.
Remember that you know things are there if you can't see them. That backpack is still in the backseat even if
Heidi starts to turn and look in the back.
CARMEL
HEY! Don't you dare look at it, Heidi, it's there.
Heidi wants to look.
HEIDI
What's the harm of making sure?! Carmel! What if it's gone?
CARMEL
It isn't gone! Just because you can't see it right now?
The world doesn't work that way, it doesn't appear and reappear like Harry Blackstone.
HEIDI
(scared and a little hurt)
But maybe it fell out. Maybe someone stole it when we stopped!
CARMEL
We haven't stopped since the last time we checked it.
HEIDI
(terrified)
God, Carmel! How do you know? Maybe we don't remember.
CARMEL
(very calm)
Heidi. You trust the bag, don't you? You trust the bag and the tree and the video, but you don't trust yourself.
HEIDI
(broken up)
It doesn't make sense. I can't trust the video, I don't know what kind of trick it's playing.
CARMEL
It isn't playing any trick on you, Heidi, it loves you.
HEIDI
(not quite hysterical)
How do you know that?
CARMEL
Because it exists with you in the same room.
HEIDI
I'm not in the room. My videos are at home in my room.
CARMEL
It still exists in the same room.
HEIDI
(crying? or laughing?)
Big room.
Carmel smiles.
CARMEL
There you go, that's it. Here, give me your hand.
Heidi holds out her right hand. Carmel takes it and puts it over the seat, guiding it to the backpack.
CARMEL
Even though you can't see it.
Heidi looks slightly embarrassed. She is not embarrassed, but that's how she looks.
HEIDI
Okay.
HEIDI
Just out of curiosity.
CARMEL
Yeah?
HEIDI
Do old people exist more?
CARMEL
Kind of. They've made more of the world, you know?
Do you know anyone dead?
HEIDI
Dead. Not really. I used to know someone though.
CARMEL
Yeah, people always say someone will never really die if you always remember.
HEIDI
That isn't right.
CARMEL
No, that's right; they're not right. They already did die, usually when they say that. But they exist, and what's more, they existed. No, I mean they exist, because even if they don't, they did. It's like history. If something happened once, then it happens. It's something instead of nothing, and you're either something or nothing. Either
CARMEL (cont.)
it happened and it's part of the world, or not. Do you see?
If something happened, then it exists with us.
HEIDI
In the same room?
CARMEL
In the same room.
HEIDI
How do you know? What if, you know, people are complaining now that the history books are all slanted and wrong.
CARMEL
The book doesn't matter, it's just a painting.
HEIDI
But if it happened. If it happened when we were small, then I understand, it was in the same room. But what if we weren't born yet?
CARMEL
It was just there before we were. Think of it like being late. You got there late, after it had already left.
HEIDI
Late, no. If it happened after we were born, then we might have been late, because if we found out about it and went driving to get there, by the time we got there it would have happened. But not this. Because what if we stood in the same spot? If I'd gotten there earlier I couldn't have stood in the same spot as anything else. And don't tell me it could have moved, or I would have had to stand someplace else, because it might have been a crowded party. There's only room in existence for a certain amount.
CARMEL
You mean...certain events can't take place while other certain events take place? Or while other certain people are alive?
HEIDI
I don't know if it's certain people only. Or certain events. But maybe you can only have some events at a time. You can't have everything at once, it doesn't make sense if everything happens at once. You couldn't even understand it.
CARMEL
But maybe it's just specific people and specific events. Like whoever's throwing the party knows better than to invite two people who don't get along. Or knows better than to have a certain game while someone's there who doesn't like it.
HEIDI
Like this car trip.
CARMEL
Yeah, it couldn't be here without us.
HEIDI
Couldn't it? The trip is just the fact that our car is taking up a certain place at a certain time. The only thing this trip really means is that nothing else can be in the spot our car is at the same time our car is there. If our car is at 56 degrees west and 56 degrees north, nothing else can be there at the same time.
CARMEL
We are, though.
HEIDI
But...what? This is your idea, isn't it?
CARMEL
Be fair! I don't have this all figured out, I'm making it up as I go along. It just keeps kind of making sense so I keep saying things.
HEIDI
Well. What if we went to the party...with the thing?
CARMEL
You mean if it couldn't get there without us?
HEIDI
Yeah. Like we were its ride.
CARMEL
But that's the thing. This car is our ride, and it doesn't care if we're in it or someone else is.
HEIDI
That's because it's not our ride; we're its ride. It doesn't go anywhere without us.
CARMEL
It doesn't go anywhere without someone. But if it were red, it would be a different car. It could still be along on this ride. It just happens to be this particular car. It just happens to be us in the car. It could easily be someone else.
HEIDI
We do so have free will! If we were someone else we wouldn't have decided to make the same turns and things.
CARMEL
What turns and things?
Heidi looks around.
HEIDI
We wouldn't have picked up the hitch-hiker maybe.
CARMEL
They gave us a direction.
HEIDI
They gave us a direction.
CARMEL
They would have given anyone a direction.
HEIDI
Might have been a different one.
CARMEL
That doesn't make sense. They want us to get to a certain place, headquarters or somewhere. We're not important enough that our lives have changed the location of their headquarters.
HEIDI
Unless the headquarters would have been where our houses are.
CARMEL
You're not saying that they gave us directions to get home.
HEIDI
No, I don't think...what kind of sense would that make?
CARMEL
Did you think about where we're going?
HEIDI
Of course I did.
CARMEL
Where?
HEIDI
I didn't say I knew. I thought about it though.
CARMEL
What did you think?
HEIDI
I don't know.
CARMEL
Maybe we are going home.
HEIDI
Carmel, we don't need directions to go home.
CARMEL
Good, because we don't have any directions.
An instant of pause.
HEIDI
We have something.
CARMEL
Not directions. Directions tell you where to go.
HEIDI
Darn it! Carmel. I told you we shouldn't have figured this out.
CARMEL
I didn't think I'd really be able to.
HEIDI
Well, then, you're dumber than you...smarter than...
Brief silence.
HEIDI
What do you call these?
CARMEL
These? Jokes.
HEIDI
So what, we're supposed to find a comedy club at the end of the road?
INT - ROOM
Clone Jones is standing up. The camera pulls back to show Doctor One, who is slumped back in his chair, eyes wide open, and DoctorBaker, who is slumped forward on the table. Clone Jones straightens her clothing and walks slowly out.
INT - CAR
Carmel is shuffling around.
CARMEL
What did your letter say?
HEIDI
It said I'm not supposed to discuss it.
Carmel makes a point of looking all around.
CARMEL
Who's counting?
HEIDI
I don't know who's counting, that's the trouble.
CARMEL
Okay. Did it say where we were going?
HEIDI
No.
CARMEL
See, neither did mine. So what are we doing?
HEIDI
Following the-
CARMEL
-jokes?
HEIDI
No, I don't care about the jokes. They're red herrings or something, I don't know what.
CARMEL
Yes you do, they're jokes.
HEIDI
Yeah, jokes. I'm following the other directions.
CARMEL
What other...
She trails off as they approach a dead end and thousands of trees just beyond it. There is a road perpendicular to the one they are on, and a small street sign reading FOREST. Heidi looks at Carmel and hits the left turn signal.
INT - HALLWAY
Clone walks deliberately up the hall, hands in pockets.
INT - CAR
Carmel is inspecting the gun. Heidi notices.
HEIDI
CARMEL! Put that away, willya?
CARMEL
What? We might need it. We're supposed to have it.
HEIDI
Where'd you get that thing anyway? Please put it away.
CARMEL
You gave it to me.
HEIDI
I most certainly did not. I dislike guns.
CARMEL
Nevertheless.
In Marion's backpack, still in the back seat, a telephone rings.
HEIDI
Carmel! Will you kindly stop ringing?
CARMEL
Say what?
HEIDI
Please stop making that ringing sound.
CARMEL
I'm not making a ringing sound, it's the cellular telephone in Marion's knapsack there.
HEIDI
It's the what?
CARMEL
Cellular telephone in Marion's knapsack there.
Heidi gropes wildly in the back seat for the bag and brings it into the front seat with her hand inside.
HEIDI
Help me?
Carmel sticks her hand into the bag also, and the two of them rummage around inside.
CARMEL
Who do you think it is?
HEIDI
I really don't know. One of Marion's friends, I guess.
CARMEL
I guess so. Strange, hitch-hiker with a cellular phone.
HEIDI
He wasn't a hitch-hiker. He was a plant.
CARMEL
Strange, plant with a cellular phone.
Heidi shoots Carmel a look. Carmel almost smiles.
HEIDI
He didn't seem like he would have a lot of friends.
CARMEL
Sure he might. Besides, it could have been someone from work.
INT - ROOM
The waiting room. Clone Jones walks up to the receptionist's window.
CLONE JONES
Hi.
RECEPTIONIST
Can I help you?
CLONE JONES
Me, no.
RECEPTIONIST
Can I help someone else on your behalf?
CLONE JONES
Probably not, I think they're dead. Maybe you should try, though.
RECEPTIONIST
Who are dead?
CLONE JONES
The doctors in there, the ones I was with.
The receptionist's jaw drops.
RECEPTIONIST
You didn't.
CLONE JONES
No! Not me.
RECEPTIONIST
Come now, I'm supposed to believe that?
CLONE JONES
I was in there talking to them. They just slumped. I guess they had heart attacks or something.
RECEPTIONIST
Should I arrest you?
CLONE JONES
Oh, now why would I have killed them? Am I as plain as all that? Don't you want to check or anything?
RECEPTIONIST
Okay, I probably should. Don't leave town or anything though, okay?
Clone Jones rolls her eyes. The receptionist comes from behind the desk and heads down the hall. Clone Jones leans back, watching the receptionist leave, and walks off camera.
INT - CAR
Carmel and Heidi rummaging around inside the bag. The phone is ringing.
HEIDI
Well, it's someone.
CARMEL
Who? Please be more specific.
HEIDI
I don't know who. It's someone though.
CARMEL
Oh, you keep saying that. Maybe it's no one.
Heidi rolls her eyes.
HEIDI
When you're no one, you can't use a telephone.
CARMEL
How would you know? Have you ever been no one?
Carmel withdraws her hand, holding a banana, and puts it to her ear.
CARMEL
He-
She notices.
CARMEL
It's for you.
She hands it to Heidi, who puts it halfway to her ear before she notices and glares at Carmel sidelong. Carmel almost bursts into hysterical laughter. Heidi sighs deeply.
CARMEL
Heidi?
Heidi pauses, then speaks quickly for dramatic effect.
HEIDI
Yes?
CARMEL
Why did the phone stop ringing?
HEIDI
Carmel, that wasn't a phone. That was a banana. It's a joke. Bananas don't ring.
CARMEL
Yes, I understand that. But something was ringing.
They both comprehend and dig back into the bag.
HEIDI
So there is a phone in here, then.
CARMEL
It would seem so.
They root through the bag some more.
CARMEL
Why are we looking for it?
HEIDI
What do you mean?
CARMEL
It's not ringing anymore.
Their arms stop moving.
HEIDI
It's still a phone.
They dig through.
CARMEL
Whom are you going to call?
They stop moving.
HEIDI
We'll have it if it rings again.
They start looking again. The phone rings.
CARMEL
How'd you know it was going to start ringing again?
HEIDI
That's what phones do. They don't really do anything else.
CARMEL
But how did you know it was going to start ringing right then?
HEIDI
I had no idea.
CARMEL
I guess it was bound to happen.
HEIDI
Conjecture.
CARMEL
Do you want it?
HEIDI
Do I want what?
CARMEL
The phone. When we find it. Do you want to answer it or should I?
HEIDI
We haven't found the phone yet. There might not even be a phone.
CARMEL
Sure there's a phone.
HEIDI
Maybe it's a recording of a telephone ringing. There's no proof that there's a phone.
CARMEL
Why would someone have a recording of a telephone?
HEIDI
Why would someone have a banana?
CARMEL
To eat.
HEIDI
Never mind, I found it.
She pulls out the phone and answers it.
HEIDI
Hello?
CARMEL
Hello.
HEIDI
Shh!
Heidi holds the phone with her left hand and covers her right ear.
HEIDI
What.
Carmel raises an eyebrow.
HEIDI
Wait, what?
Carmel raises both eyebrows.
CARMEL
(whispered to Heidi)
What?
HEIDI
WHAT!? Hang on.
Carmel is looking intently at Heidi.
HEIDI
(to Carmel)
It's Marion. He wants us to come back and pick him up.
CARMEL
Back? Whoever heard of someone going back?
HEIDI
Yeah, you're right.
CARMEL
A year is too short.
Heidi nods and puts the phone back to her ear.
HEIDI
(into phone)
No.
Carmel looks forward and watches the road.
HEIDI
No dice.
She throws the cellular phone out the window.
CARMEL
(strangled)
Ah-!
Heidi looks at Carmel.
CARMEL
Why'd you do that?
HEIDI
I didn't.
She produces the cellular phone. Carmel's face lights up.
CARMEL
Ohh! Let me try!
She snatches the telephone and throws it out the window. CU as it hits the ground next to the wheel, shattering plastic bits. Smiling, she turns back to Heidi, who is shaking her head slowly and smiling.
CARMEL
Oh.
EXT - DARKROOM
The two men sit at a table, photos spread out. The man with the mustache holds his head in his hands. The other man has his arms crossed on the table and is resting his head on them. He speaks, his voice muffled.
SECOND MAN
I give up.
The mustachioed man speaks without moving.
MUSTACHE
You give up?
SECOND MAN
I give up. I don't really care who they are.
MUSTACHE
Neither do I. I just do this for a job.
SECOND MAN
Why'd you take the job, then?
MUSTACHE
Because I needed a job. I don't even like watching people. It's depressing.
SECOND MAN
But everyone watches people.
MUSTACHE
Everyone gets depressed. It's depressing.
SECOND MAN
It is, isn't it?
MUSTACHE
It is. I really don't care who they are.
INT - ROOM IN HEADQUARTERS
Soleil and Kalley sit in their chairs, looking at the neatly arranged photographs in front of them: Soleil, Kalley, the two men in the photo lab, Clone Jones, Marion, Carmel, Heidi, a couple more. Their eyes are wide.
SOLEIL
Hey.
KALLEY
What?
SOLEIL
(without indicating a particular picture)
This one's me, I think.
KALLEY
Let me see.
Soleil does not move. Kalley leans forward and looks at the picture.
KALLEY
I think you're right.
SOLEIL
I should know who I am.
KALLEY
Your hair's a different color.
Soleil leans forward and looks.
SOLEIL
(looking at a different picture)
So it is. I guess my hair could have been a different color then. I give up.
MAN
(frustrated)
You don't even know who you are?
SOLEIL
Sure. We know who we are. It's the pictures that don't.
KALLEY
Exactly. The pictures that don't.
MAN
What pictures what don't?
SOLEIL
The pictures don't know to match up exactly.
KALLEY
But that doesn't matter, not as far as we're concerned.
MAN
Not as far as we're concerned.
SOLEIL
Not as far as WE're concerned.
MAN
Not as far as you're concerned.
SOLEIL
No. What do we care what the pictures say? I was around before there are any pictures of me. I got a job without a picture.
MAN
What job? If we didn't have pictures here in front of us then you wouldn't have any job at all.
SOLEIL
I'd still be somewhere. Photographs don't make me.
I make them.
MAN
Since when do you make photographs?
SOLEIL
That's hardly the point. I make them because photographs of me need me. It's better than if I made them myself.
If I just took them, it doesn't help at all. It's just being the agent of a camera.
MAN
Blame it on technology.
SOLEIL
Cheat! A box with a pinhole in it is hardly technology.
A pencil is hardly technology.
MAN
They're simple old technology. They're still technology.
SOLEIL
Okay, look.
A brief pause.
MAN
...Yes?
SOLEIL
No, I mean look. Looking. Vision.
MAN
What about looking vision?
SOLEIL
Looking isn't technology, is it?
MAN
Kind of. I guess not, though. For the sake of argument.
SOLEIL
If you can see me, you can't argue with me. If you're arguing with me then you forego the potential argument that I'm not here. Or that I'm not important.
MAN
I wasn't going to say that.
SOLEIL
You can't now, in any case.
MAN
Why would I have said that?
SOLEIL
Because I'm a picture from your looking at me.
MAN
You're a picture.
SOLEIL
I'm a picture that you're making from you.
MAN
From me?
SOLEIL
From your perspective.
MAN
Okay, you're a picture. What difference does it make?
SOLEIL
Do you remember what we're talking about?
MAN
Certainly not.
SOLEIL
We know who we are but the pictures don't.
MAN
Yes, I remember it well.
SOLEIL
I'm a picture that you're making from your view.
MAN
Yes.
SOLEIL
Do I know who you are?
MAN
Do you?
SOLEIL
No.
MAN
Then you don't.
SOLEIL
Do you trust me to identify you?
MAN
No.
SOLEIL
Do you know who you are?
MAN
Sure.
SOLEIL
There.
We hear a thump as Kalley falls off her chair, as she has been covering her mouth and laughing, muted, uncontrollably.
MAN
Oh, come on now! I get it. There's no need for that.
Kalley intends to apologize but is laughing too hard.
MAN
What are we supposed to do then?
SOLEIL
You mean "What are we supposed to do now?"
MAN
No, I mean then, as in "in that case."
SOLEIL
You mean if pictures can't be trusted to identify.
MAN
Right. How are we supposed to identify these people in the pictures unless we're them.
KALLEY
Maybe we can only identify the ones we happen to be.
MAN
That's not terribly efficient.
Kalley shrugs.
KALLEY
No, it isn't.
SOLEIL
It's the only reliable way though.
MAN
That doesn't explain about people who don't know who they are.
SOLEIL
All people know who they are.
MAN
Then what's all this quest for identity jazz, then?
SOLEIL
That's looking for personality and experience. Not identity.
KALLEY
Unless they have amnesia.
SOLEIL
Right, amnesia.
KALLEY
And even then they live in their bodies.
MAN
Look, is there a way to find out who someone is?
SOLEIL
By looking?
MAN
No, I don't care about looking. "Look" is just a figure of speech.
SOLEIL
There isn't a way. You have to be them. You could maybe switch bodies or something, but you can't tell by looking. Not that I know of. Except by looking you can figure out about yourself.
MAN
I don't want to find out about myself! You just said I already know about myself. I want to know about them.
SOLEIL
Whom?
MAN
Other people.
He indicates the pictures on the table.
MAN
Them, for instance.
He indicates the table, though he seems to particularly indicate the pictures of Heidi and Carmel.
KALLEY
Why? It's not a big deal. They're just girls. They're just people. They're like me.
MAN
That's not it. It's not about watching them. They're not sex objects. It's about the way they function.
Soleil returns.
SOLEIL
The way they do functions?
MAN
No, the function of them. Not exactly the way they do functions. Almost.
KALLEY
Oh, I hate math. Let's talk about television instead.
MAN
Be fair, Kalley! They're not on television.
KALLEY
They're not on math either.
MAN
They are on math. Everyone's on math.
Kalley points her finger, speaks loudly.
KALLEY
Explain yourself!
SOLEIL
Now you've done it. He'll explain himself.
KALLEY
But I want to know. Don't you? Oh, you already know.
SOLEIL
I don't exactly.
KALLEY
Now I've done it, anyway. Explain yourself.
MAN
Function means with a certain input, you get a certain output.
KALLEY
We do so have free will.
MAN
I didn't say you didn't.
SOLEIL
Did.
MAN
No. You just do things.
SOLEIL
According to strict formula.
MAN
No, not...strict. Usual.
SOLEIL
That's formula.
MAN
Not formula. A way.
SOLEIL
If you do a thing, I can only respond in a way.
MAN
No, you can respond however you want.
SOLEIL
But I will respond in a way. What a mean thing to say!
KALLEY
That does double for me. No, triple.
MAN
What a trifling complaint.
KALLEY
They're my friends! They're not a math problem on someone's chalkboard.
MAN
It's not a chalkboard. They don't use chalkboards anymore.
KALLEY
I don't care! They're not beads on an abacus!
MAN
Try again.
KALLEY
Lines on a calculator.
MAN
One step more.
KALLEY
Things in a computer. Whatever things are in a computer. Beeps or pixels or ohs and eyes or zeroes and ones.
SOLEIL
I don't like that one bit.
KALLEY
Why? We're talking about them, we're not talking about.
Us. Mon Dieu. I refuse.
MAN
You can't refuse. To refuse, you would have to exist.
Soleil laughs loudly and abruptly.
KALLEY
That's a one-trick pony. I didn't fall off the truck yesterday and you can't fool me with the old you-don't-exist gag. No bridges today, thank you very much. I may not be a dead philosopher but that doesn't make me the all-day sucker you take me for.
MAN
Now wait just a minute. You do exist.
KALLEY
Thanks for being so generous as to allow me my only possession.
SOLEIL
Okay. Try it again.
MAN
You can't refuse. To refuse, you would have to exist.
KALLEY
This I've heard before. Change the record.
MAN
But you do exist.
KALLEY
That's a more pleasant tune.
SOLEIL
If I exist why can't I refuse?
KALLEY
Hey, that's my line.
SOLEIL
I'm in the same line as you. That's why I'm here.
KALLEY
Fair enough. Restate your inquiry of this man.
SOLEIL
If we exist, why can't I refuse, if to refuse we would have to exist?
MAN
I don't remember.
Kalley and Soleil stare.
MAN
I'll remember. I understood it a minute ago.
Kalley and Soleil stare.
MAN
Don't! I understand it. Only with these things you understand it for a minute and then you forget what someone said or what you thought. It's a precarious way of living.
KALLEY
There's nothing at risk.
MAN
I suppose that's true.
Pause.
MAN
Okay, I got it.
SOLEIL
Why can't we refuse, if we exist and we have to exist to refuse?
Aching pause.
MAN
I lost it again.
Kalley and Soleil sigh in frustration.
MAN
We said too much.
KALLEY
Saying things, that's how to understand anything, isn't it? Or is it though?
SOLEIL
It could be thought. I think things sometimes.
MAN
But you never get around to thinking things until you have to talk. If someone makes you talk then you end up learning things.
CLONE JONES
But I hate talking in class. I like to talk when I want to.
MAN
Uh oh.
CLONE JONES
What do you mean, uh oh?
MAN
You're Clone Jones. She's Clone Jones.
Kalley goes to the table and picks up a photograph. She scrutinizes it. She shows it to Soleil and they whisper to each other.
CLONE JONES
What are you doing over there?
KALLEY
Trying to figure something out.
MAN
Yeah, what are you doing?
SOLEIL
She just told you.
MAN
She told Clone Jones.
SOLEIL
You could have listened.
MAN
I listened, I heard. But I thought maybe the answer would have been different.
KALLEY
You're defining everything by yourself.
MAN
Soleil told me to.
SOLEIL
No! I said define yourself by yourself. Other things have to define themselves too, you know. The world doesn't rotate around you.
MAN
As far as I know it does.
CLONE JONES
It would be trite to say that the world rotates around each of us equally, as within our own perspectives lie the reflections of those perspections.
KALLEY
Also it wouldn't make much sense.
MAN
(horrified)
Kalley! Clone Jones is our guest.
KALLEY
It wouldn't, though. What's this about within our perspectives lie the reflections of those perceptions? It's just a bunch of words.
CLONE JONES
No it's not.
SOLEIL
She's got you there. It is just a bunch of words.
CLONE JONES
It's not. I said "perspections."
KALLEY
What's a perspection?
CLONE JONES
It's not a word, that's for sure.
SOLEIL
(not understanding)
Oh.
KALLEY
(understanding)
Oh.
SOLEIL
You understand that?
KALLEY
Understand is the wrong term. I made up my own answer about what she meant.
Clone Jones does not smile, though she considers it briefly.
CLONE JONES
That's pretty good.
SOLEIL
What did you make up?
KALLEY
I made up that conversation is just projection of ideas in an attempt to explain feelings and ideas that don't really work in a context of verbalization, and that using things like perspection are a way of showing that one understands ideas but cannot resign oneself to the fatalism that says you can't properly communicate it so you might as well not try.
MAN
Using unwords like perspection, or using perspection?
KALLEY
Oh! That's very good!
He looks embarrassed but slightly proud of himself.
SOLEIL
Can I try?
They look at each other, trying to figure out whom she is asking. None of them is sure and so they all self-consciously nod assent, trying not to appear as if claiming authority.
SOLEIL
I make up that perspection is a word.
CLONE JONES
But it isn't. Oh, I understand. Go ahead.
SOLEIL
I make up that it is and that Kalley is right, only not to the end. I make up that Clone Jones made up the word and then it was real because of the whole thing about not being able to communicate feelings is true but then you have to make up a word. Creation of words is how ideas ever get expressed. None of the words were around before they were said.
MAN
You made that up very well.
CLONE JONES
You are all right.
KALLEY
Oh, how dull. I hate it when everyone is right.
CLONE JONES
Would you prefer it Soleil is right and you are wrong?
KALLEY
Sure. Wait. Soleil made up that I was right, which means if I'm wrong then she is too.
CLONE JONES
Do you want everyone to be wrong?
KALLEY
Now you're just making up arguments. We're all wrong anyway.
CLONE JONES
Why are you all wrong?
KALLEY
Because we didn't make up our own words.
CLONE JONES
Why not?
KALLEY
Nobody would understand what we said.
CLONE JONES
But it would be the truth if you made up your own words. You would be making up the truth as you went along.
KALLEY
But nobody would understand. Watch.
She concentrates.
KALLEY
Ker meln vexamundo.
Clone Jones' jaw drops. The man's eyebrows raise. Soleil looks around.
SOLEIL
(to Clone Jones)
You didn't understand that.
Clone Jones nods.
SOLEIL
What did she say?
Clone Jones nods.
SOLEIL
No, what did she say?
CLONE JONES
I don't understand.
MAN
I thought you understood everything.
CLONE JONES
I do. But I don't know what she said.
SOLEIL
(not questioning, understanding)
But you understood it.
Clone Jones nods.
KALLEY
No, you misunderstand.
SOLEIL
Does she?
KALLEY
(to Clone Jones)
You do. You understand why I said it and maybe how. Not what I said, though. We can't take understanding wrong. It doesn't mean why, it means what.
SOLEIL
That is a vast statement to make regarding the nature of understanding.
CLONE JONES
That is an understatement.
KALLEY
I was using hyperbole. What I meant was that she did not understand what I said.
MAN
But she understood something when you said it.
KALLEY
But not what I said.
SOLEIL
When you say something and someone understands, do they have to understand what you meant? Can't they just understand what they comprehend?
MAN
Careful, Soleil, you almost made up that word.
SOLEIL
Comprehend? It's a perfectly old word.
MAN
But it almost didn't fit in your sentence. I almost understood it to be something else.
SOLEIL
Isn't that okay? To understand something as something else?
CLONE JONES
Yes.
KALLEY
Yes. It's misunderstanding though.
SOLEIL
I don't see why you keep saying that. I thought it was okay.
KALLEY
Let it change. She misunderstood what I said. It's still a kind of understanding.
SOLEIL
Stop! Stop understanding. You understand too much, and then you will wind up like her.
Indicates Clone Jones.
KALLEY
Why stop understanding?
SOLEIL
It isn't quite right.
KALLEY
I thought we would understand as much as we could.
SOLEIL
We meant to at the beginning. But I have forgotten what the word "understand" means.
KALLEY
I-
SOLEIL
Don't say it.
Kalley is silent.
SOLEIL
Even when we talked about it we did not know what it meant. We only remember the shell of it and put different things inside.
CLONE JONES
Soleil, that is how.
SOLEIL
How, that is how what?
CLONE JONES
That is how everything.
SOLEIL
And if we refuse it?
CLONE JONES
You're not listening.
SOLEIL
I am listening.
CLONE JONES
That's why you aren't refusing it. You're still listening. You will only be refusing if you stop listening.
Pause. Soleil walks out.
KALLEY
That was a mean trick to play. Now she does not get to hear anything else.
CLONE JONES
But she gets to refuse.
KALLEY
I think it is overrated.
CLONE JONES
Refusal?
KALLEY
I don't see as how it's better than acquiescence.
CLONE JONES
It's not the default.
KALLEY
All action is not intrinsically good.
CLONE JONES
Ain't it?
KALLEY
It ain't.
CLONE JONES
Better than nothing.
INT - CAR
Carmel and Heidi are driving.
HEIDI
Wouldja look at that.
CARMEL
Should we?
HEIDI
Should we?
CARMEL
It wasn't so great last time.
HEIDI
Very true. But it did keep things moving.
CARMEL
I suppose it did at that.
HEIDI
Passed the time.
CARMEL
Reason enough?
HEIDI
I can't see any harm.
CARMEL
I can. I can always see harm.
HEIDI
Here?
CARMEL
Everywhere. Everywhere is harm. It is lurking.
HEIDI
Looking for harm everywhere is not healthy.
CARMEL
I didn't say I looked for it. I said I saw it.
HEIDI
That's not healthy either, is it?
CARMEL
Maybe maybe not. If it isn't, it's representative instead of causal. I can't do anything about it.
HEIDI
I know. Just because you're aware of something doesn't mean you can't change it.
Carmel looks at her.
HEIDI
Doesn't mean you can change it, I mean.
Carmel nods and looks forward again in one motion.
CARMEL
Cassandra they call it.
HEIDI
Cassandra. What a nice name. Daughter of...
She thinks.
HEIDI
Priam and Hecuba, I think. Is that right?
CARMEL
Maybe so. Okay. We'll try it.
Heidi pulls the car over to the side of the road, where a nattily dressed man stands, smiling, hands behind his back. As the car pulls up next to him, he extends his arm to Carmel, who hesitantly shakes hands.
MAN
Hello! I am the governor of this state.
Carmel and Heidi are surprised.
CARMEL
I am Carmel. This is Heidi.
GOVERNOR
I have been told all about you. It is an honor.
HEIDI
The honor is all ours.
CARMEL
What can we do for you, guv'nuh?
HEIDI
We can't do anything for him, he can do something for us.
GOVERNOR
That is quite uncanny. How do you do it?
HEIDI
I don't do anything. I was just saying something.
GOVERNOR
You are quite right, though. I am in a position to help you.
Carmel looks at Heidi.
HEIDI
How?
GOVERNOR
As governor, I have the authority to grant a reprieve.
CARMEL
Reprieve?
GOVERNOR
Reprieve!
CARMEL
We have committed no crime.
GOVERNOR
Oh, not a legal reprieve.
CARMEL
Are there other reprieves?
GOVERNOR
Certainly. "Reprieve" is a word with many definitions.
HEIDI
Many? I can think of maybe two or three. And they're all the same definition.
GOVERNOR
Hmm.
He pulls a pocket dictionary from his pocket.
GOVERNOR
(looking it up)
Reprieve, reprieve. I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A, as in neighbor and weigh.
CARMEL
Is Y really a vowel?
Heidi shushes her. The governor looks up, distracted.
GOVERNOR
A vowel...it's a consonant, isn't it?
CARMEL
What about "fly?"
GOVERNOR
It's a small insect.
CARMEL
Isn't it a noun too?
GOVERNOR
A small insect is a noun. You mean it's a verb too.
CARMEL
I mean isn't it a noun first and foremost?
GOVERNOR
Could be. What difference does it make?
CARMEL
Nouns are words and so it needs to have a vowel. To be a word.
GOVERNOR
According to arbitrary rule.
CARMEL
If it's arbitrary, it isn't really a rule, then?
GOVERNOR
I am sorry for my lack of clarity. A rule created arbitrarily.
HEIDI
Hold it right there. It wasn't created arbitrarily. It was created so people could pronounce words. You can't make a consonant sound without a vowel sound.
A moment.